Well, I spent most of the day drinking fluids and eating fruit. However, I did go through what was left of a bag of fortune cookies, too. (Bad girl!) Here is what I got:
"Your luck has been completely changed today."
(Um, how? Is this supposed to be good or bad?)
"You will soon be crossing great waters."
(Cliche, yet portenious.)
"To one who waits, a moment seems a year."
(Well, at this rate I will live forever, or at least it will seem like I did.)