When I was a small child, I always made sure to go to sleep with the blanket pulled up over my neck. Even in hot weather, the neck was covered (though the feet stuck out). "Why?" you might ask. To keep vampires from biting me. Yup. After all, everyone knows that vampires are rendered absolutely powerless by cotton. Realistically, the only bloodsuckers I ever had to worry about were mosquitos and the occasional woodtick, but where's the fun in that?
When I was a
When I was a small child, I always made sure to go to sleep with the blanket pulled up over my neck. Even in hot weather, the neck was covered (though the feet stuck out). "Why?" you might ask. To keep vampires from biting me. Yup. After all, everyone knows that vampires are rendered absolutely powerless by cotton. Realistically, the only bloodsuckers I ever had to worry about were mosquitos and the occasional woodtick, but where's the fun in that?
