I've decided that it's about time for me to receive $I million. I don't play the lottery, but I know that candy bars and sodas tend to be giving away $I million for assorted instant win contests all the time. I like sugar. I eat candy and I drink soda. Seems perfect, right?

Now that I have a plan, all I have to do it find and open the correct package of a $I million prize-giving confection or soft drink. I mean, why not?

Unless, of course, someone reading this blog happens to have $I million sitting around, and doesn't know what to do with it. Not sure how many obscenely wealthy people read my blog, but it is the internet, so anything is possible.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna be greedy. I know there are much bigger jackpots out there than $I million, but I don't have been needs; pay of my debts, give something to my family and to charity, buy a house, fix my teeth, and maybe do a little traveling. I don't need to quit my job or buy a gold-plated Porsche, just the basics. I am also aware that being the owner of $I million will not make all of my problems disappear, but I would certainly help.

So, in conclusion, the time has come for me to obtain $I million. Thank you.