Last night, in a dream, I heard the best (or worst) scented candle scent ever: "Naive Whitebread". It makes sense, givent he way they name candles. Naive as in innocent (yes, I know that no one would actually name a scent naive, but bare with me here), white as in "white linen", "white blossoms", "white flower" etc., and bread as in fresh baked bread. These are the sorts of things they name candles after, so "Naive Whitebread" doesn't seem too far off.

I wonder if there wold be an "Ignorant Crack" scent to go along with it?