And for the record, my true love (whoever that may be) has not given to me:

*twelve drummers drumming
*eleven pipers piping
*ten lords a-leaping
*nine ladies dancing
*eight maids a-milking
*seven swans a-swimming
*six geese a-laying
*five golden rings
*four calling birds
*three french hens
*two turtledoves

or

*a partridge in a pear tree.

I am also not reading or watching Twefth Night, though I did enjoy that play this fall.

Instead, I am cooking pancakes and taking down my Christmas tree.