A friend of mine is trying on-line dating, and sent me the text of the profile of one of the guys who wrote to her. It was so awful I had to read it twice. In fact, it was so awful I had to pass it on. Part of me really wants to believe someone is making this up. Unfortunately, sad experience tells me that it is probably real. This, my friends, is quite the catch (note, spelling is exactly as she copy-pasted):
I would like a normal,attractive,realistic,fun,spontaneous(and i dont mean..4 days notice to do something, thats not spontaneous)(either is " oh, 11pm, thats too late to go out")girl with a wild side, not a skanky one.If you date black men,ever have ever will, move on..if you have nailed every guy in your 20's and now your ready to settle down..move on..If you think im judgemental,negative and opinionated.,oh well..your an idiot,move on. Id like someone who is willing to get to know me in person other than reading a profile..im alot of fun,more fun than the dork you would probably pass me up for..im very loyal and im attractive, fit and think i have the total package. Im not gonna sit on here and email you for 2 weeks before we go out and meet.I dont like 90% of these profiles so if i contacted you,its definatly a compliment and i hope you like me as well. All i know is whoever i wind up with will be happier than most every girl on this site..I dont like shallow or materialistic girls..our good looks and nice things should be a bonus not a requirment...and yes, im alot nicer in person..Dont waste my time, dont be inconsiderate and dont wink just because...or i will stalk you,lol
last read: NEWSPAPER,playboy,maxin,mens health..anything that benifits me. like a book on why liberals are such idiots..and live in fairyland..and why im such a realist..
ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Im white.mother irish..new york native,jersey raised..and once you go white.you know youve done right..if you do black,close out my profile and dont come back!cya.
faith: No Answer
education: High school
School of common sense..the opposite of what their teaching in todays schools.
"oh well..your an idiot,move on."
i like to fantasize that bad personal ads are some sort of postmodern art form but then i realize that people are just dumber than i remember.
and besides, aren't all those sites deprecated by myspace and the like?
Lessee--racist, egotistical, not very literate, and determined to make people think all conservatives are just like you....
Yeah, buddy. Good luck ever getting a date.
So does this mean that if I posted a "normal" profile online, the women would be falling for me? I doubt it, because there's so many more men than women involved with online dating. Isn't the ratio something like 9:1?
-Steve
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