Ok, this one requires a small bit of explanation. I didn't take either of the photos, but I did mash them together. A few years ago, a woman on a message board I used to frequent talked about her recent trip to Paris, and mentioned how she had seen Michelangelo's David there. We were all puzzled by this, and tried to explain to her that David is in Florence, not Paris, and tried to be helpful by making suggestions as to what statue she may have seen.

She became pissed off and declared, "Well I don't speak French! I went to school in California!" and flounced off in a huff. At which point we stopped trying to be helpful and proceeded to snark. It was suggested that maybe David was also in Paris on vacation. And thus.